Kill th' spanish sons of a biscuit eater!
Played on november 11th, 2007
As told by William
April 18th, 1689
So we go sailin' again an' soon we be on th' open sea on our way t' a spanish city. Thar we only be havin' t' find someone that also speaks english. Th' wind t'ain't blowin' very hard, an' Manuel fer some reason starts t' complain about 't. Hmmm, nay boat t' be seein', weird, why else ortin' ta he complain about that then? I canna imagine he wants t' reach th' spanish city fast. Then th' wind starts t' blow more an' we be gainin' some speed. Manuel climbs down an' says he be searchin' th' spanish jolly roger. Nay a bad idee o' course, since we will enter a spanish harbor soon.
I be lookin' around while Manuel be gone, since someone has t' do 't. Then i be seein' 't, a boat! Finally! Action time! I decide t' turn our boat an' head towards th' other boat. I ask Philip hole t' load th' cannons an' sea dogs an' land lubbers t' get ready fer some action. As we get close 't turns ou' te be a spanish boat, a wee bigger then ours. Well, 't can nerehurt t' get a bigger boat.
As soon as they get into cannon reach, they start firin' at us, th' sons of a biscuit eater, 't be our plan t' attack them, so we ortin' ta fire first! Soon i turn th' boat starboard an' give th' rudder t' John. I run t' one o' th' cannons an' fire 't at th' spanish boat, while Philip hole an' Olivia fire another one. After some more turnin', shootin' cannons, gettin' shot by cannons an' loosin' our rudder, we be within enterin' range an' th' hooks be thrown t' the'r ship.
When i be seein' at least 10 swabbies wi' pistols on the'r deck, i smartly jump ou' o' the'r sight, nay a good idee t' start a battle wi' se'en bullets in yer body. Steph dasn't care about that an' enters th' spanish ship. A swashbuckle starts. After bein' multishot, Steph attacks sea dogs an' land lubbers he sees an' soon goes into a terrible rage. Olivia hides behind Steph an' then jumps ou' o' thar hittin' th' spanish while avoidin' sea dogs an' land lubbers that tries t' hit th' lass'. Philip hole shoots ever' bullet that be in any o' his weapons an' then starts t' reload. John jumps on th' other ships aft castle an' attacks th' steersman. Manuel climbs down an' tries t' poison one o' th' spanish.
Meanwhile, i first shoot one wi' me pistol, then i jump at th' other ship, while drawin' me cutlass an' cuttin' one o' them. Soon i hit a wee o' th' spanish while avoidin' the'r attacks. Th' spanish captain first avoids one o' Philip's bullets an' then shoots a bullet at Steph's face. Steph be totally disoriented an' attacks everythin' that get in his way, while i an' Olivia try t' steer th' lad's t' th' spanish. This ends wi' th' lad's almost fallin' from th' ship. After that th' captain somehow manages t' get his sword at me throat while askin' me t' surrender. O' course i tell th' lad's that i will, 't will only work in me advantage t' keep me throat in one piece an' lettin' th' lad's think i will surrender. Th' captain tries t' knock me unconscious but fails, an' then th' other spanish guy next t' th' lad's tries t' do th' same. He e'en fails t' hit me an' i yo ho ho at th' lad's in th' face. I ask th' captain why they be attackin' us, 't seems he be lookin' fer Redfeather's journal. Why would he need that? Since we be havin' th' journal an' he has th' sword, i ask th' lad's if he can use some new crew members, since we killed most o' 't...
Meanwhile John's endless knife swashbuckle with th' steersman continues...